So I didn’t want to break the rules. I loved rules. In any situation, I wanted to know what all the rules were so that I could follow them, perfectly, thus assuring not merely approval but also love . . . from every single person on Earth.

-Vacationland by John Hodgman

我就喜欢循规蹈矩，爱死了。不管什么时候，我都要先把规矩搞得一清二楚，然后完全按照规矩办事，一丝不苟，在我看来，只要这样就能得到别人的认可，还有爱……所有人的爱，全世界的爱。