So I didn’t want to break the rules. I loved rules. In any situation, I wanted to know what all the rules were so that I could follow them, perfectly, thus assuring not merely approval but also love . . . from every single person on Earth.
-Vacationland by John Hodgman
我就喜欢循规蹈矩,爱死了。不管什么时候,我都要先把规矩搞得一清二楚,然后完全按照规矩办事,一丝不苟,在我看来,只要这样就能得到别人的认可,还有爱……所有人的爱,全世界的爱。